Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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The nicest place to be is in someone’s thoughts, the safest place to be is in someone’s prayers, and the best place to be is in the hands of God. -Pat Travis-
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I apologize for the video that I didn’t send. A friend of mine sent it to me, yesterday. Please don’t try to watch it. -Brian Condon-
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The love of one’s country is a splendid thing. But why should love stop at the border? -Pablo Casals-
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Neither the potential nor the limitations of science are understood so that what can be achieved and what is beyond reach are not comprehended…. It frequently appears that some people will believe almost anything. Thus judgments can be manipulated or warped by unscrupulous groups. Distortions or outright falsehoods can come to be accepted as fact. -Henry Way Kendall-
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Y’all don’t litter. That’s it. Just don’t litter. -Geogia Department of Transportation-
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Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven. Everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But did he listen? -found on Facebook-
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Cousin Eddie says Twitter is full. Put the phone down. -Tennessee Department of Transportation-
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Life without Mexican food is no life at all. -La Conchina Mexican Restaurant, St. Augustine, Florida-
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There is no friend as loyal as a book. -Ernest Hemingway-