Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

Proof-read all e-mail before sending it. All errors are detected immediatly after being sent.

In Hong Kong they strike a gong and fire off a noonday gun… But mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun. -Noël Coward-

You don’t need to experience a great deal of suffering to know that pain is not fun, which is why it’s called pain. -Chris Castaldo-

God would like us to be joyful even when our hearts lie panting on the floor. -Tevye, “Fiddler on the Roof”-

A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.

Except for Hawaii, Indiana is the smallest state west of the Appalachian Mountains. -Reference.com Fact of the Day 17 September 2014-

English is hard: Why does fridge have a “D” in it, but refrigerator doesn’t? -AdventurousMan (found on Facebook)-

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. -Bob Newhart-

English is hard: Why are Zoey and Zoe pronounced the same but Joey and Joe aren’t? -Djimmieboy (found on Facebook)-