Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

We’ve got to get off of this planet -Douglas Adams-

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.

Your feelings are irrelevant. #TriggerALiberalIn4Words

I left Earth three times, and found no other place to go. Please take care of Spaceship Earth. -Wally Schirra-

The more you run over a dead squirrel, the flatter it gets.

One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

Two carpenters are hammering nails into the side of a house, and one asks the other why he is examining each nail as he takes it out of the box and throwing half of them away. “They’re defective,” replies the second carpenter, holding one up. “The pointy end is facing the wrong way.” “You fool! Those are for the other side of the house!”

There are no absolute truths. (Did you ever notice illogic in this statement?)

I remember when I was a teen and had a poster that said “Never trust anyone over 30.” Now I am twice that. Come to think of it I don’t trust anyone over 30 still! I am old! -Aloha Colerick-