All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

Do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky “Loo-ey-ville” or “Lou-iss-ville”? I pronounce the capital of Kentucky “Frankfort.”

It’s better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air, than to be in the air wishing you were on the ground. -Jason Schappert-

I got a rock. -Charlie Brown, “Peanuts”-

In God we trust. #TriggerALiberalIn4Words

Hyperbole is the greatest thing ever! -Dan Walker-

Man is certainly stark mad: he cannot make a flea, yet he makes gods by the dozens. -Michel de Montaigne-

I’m so modest, I can admit my own faults and my only fault is I don’t realize how great I really am. -Muhammad Ali-

I live in my own little world, but it’s OK, they know me here.