So many chocolates … So little time. -Baskin Robbins Ice Cream-

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. -Mark Twain-

ΙΧΘΥΣ (ichthus): (Ι)Jesus (Χ)Christ, (Θ)God’s (Υ)Son, (Σ)Savior

We can’t just leave serendipity to chance. -George D. Kuh-

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. -Mark Twain-

Capitalism protects your freedom to dissent; socialism requires political conformity. -Milton Friedman-

They don’t make things like they used to. They never did.

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. -found on Facebook-

People with homicidal tendencies should just get a dog. Puppy kisses can cool maniacal rage like nothing else. -Rebecca Nagella-

I love the smell of carbureted fuel in the morning. -Glen Welden-