So I was in the lab and I mixed some oxygen and some magnesium and it was, like, OMg.

When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “Plot twist!” and move on. -George Takei-

I strive for mediocrity so that when I rise above it people are impressed.

Might as well enjoy life. You can’t get out alive.

The winner wants to talk about the last hand but the loser says “shut up and deal.”

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. -Abraham Lincoln-

Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty. -Ronald Reagan-

If you learn to laugh at yourself you won’t have time to do anything else.

No mother would ever willingly sacrifice her sons for territorial gain, for economic advantage, for ideology. -Ronald Reagan-

I don’t believe in blanket theological statements. -Rebecca Nagella-