You can try to understand, but it only hurts.

“Loved the wedding. Invite me to the marriage.” -God-

Don’t bother me right now. I’m having a Microsoft migraine moment.

The future ain’t what it used to be. -Yogi Berra-

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other’s worth. -Robert Southey-

All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others. -Douglas Adams-

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive. -John Sladek-

I’d take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day. -Douglas Adams-

We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them. -Thucydides-

The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he, by peddling second rate technology, led them into it in the first place, and continues to do so today. -Douglas Adams-