Next time you’re in your car, look down at the floor. See that little hook sticking up on the driver’s side to hold the floor mat from sliding forward? One more visual reminder that writing software is hard, and we will do almost anything to avoid admitting that.

Roads endure longer than pyramids. -Karol Bunsch

Always cut the deck, no matter how stupid the other guy looks.

Cowboy coffee: Add 1 lb. coffee to 1 gal. water. Boil fer an hour. Drop a horseshoe into the pot. If it sinks, add more coffee.

The tragedy in the lives of most of us is that we go through life walking down a high-walled lane with people of our own kind, the same economic situation, the same national background and education and religious outlook. And beyond those walls, all humanity lies, unknown and unseen, and untouched by our restricted and impoverished lives. -Florence Luscomb-

I’m so OCD that I’m CDO so it’s in alphabetical order. -Ken Bauer-

The Left is absolutely terrified of free speech and will do literally anything to shut it down. -Milo Yiannopoulos-

I never get anything done when I think. It’s too distracting. -Brutus Thornapple, “The Born Loser”-

Gently but steadily push back against the confusion of devotion to country with devotion to God. It didn’t work for Israel. It certainly won’t work for any other nation. -Ken Schenck-

Bill: What’s heaven like? Steve: There aren’t any walls or fences. Bill: What does that mean? Steve: there is no need for windows nor any gates.