Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on.

Don’t put crazy glue and eye drops on the same shelf.

I’ve found that immediate gratification is the only thing that helps me. -Calvin, “Calvin & Hobbes”-

I have no particular talent. I am only inquisitive. -Albert Einstein-

Q: Is there anything I can do to get high grades on the tests? A: Yes. Write down more correct answers.

In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back. -Charlie Brown (Charles Schulz)-

I want a bumper sticker that says: Not the donkey or the elephant but the Lamb. -Rev. Tommy Lampella-

More power! -Tim “The Toolman” Taylor, “Home Improvement”-

“Stressed” spelled backwards is “desserts.” -OCF White Sulphur Springs-

Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation… A graphic representation of data abstracted from banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. -William Gibson-