When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “Plot twist!” and move on. -George Takei-

Might as well enjoy life. You can’t get out alive.

Might as well enjoy life. You can’t get out alive.

The winner wants to talk about the last hand but the loser says “shut up and deal.”

Hard work … pays off … sometimes.

Everyone needs to believe something. Right now I believe I’ll have another beer.

Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty. -Ronald Reagan-

Please drive safely. Heaven can wait. -Batesville Casket Company (on the back of the truck)-

Self help books to cope with mid-life snit: a veritable tower of psychobabble. It’s great to live in an age where the emotionally discombobulated can so expertly treat themselves! -Opus, “Bloom County”-

There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.