We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. -Dan Quayle-

The Way to see by Faith, is to shut the Eye of Reason: The Morning Daylight appears plainer when you put out your Candle. -Benjamin Franklin-

Set your phasers on Stun. (Captain, the tricorder reports all the inhabitants of this planet are beautiful women.) In that case, set your phasers on Caress.

When a crisis confronts the nation, the first question often asked by policymakers is: “What naval forces are available and how fast can they be on station?” -Admiral Carlisle A. H. Trost, CNO May 1990-

I could insult your intelligence, but then you probably wouldn’t understand the insult.

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. -Martin Fowler-

Little Lamb, who made thee? / Dost thou know who made thee? / Gave thee life, and bid thee feed, / By the stream and o’er the mead? -William Blake-

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed it’s the only thing that ever has. -Margaret Mead-

If your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. And if your ear causes you to sin, cut it off. And we can all be pirates for God. -Fr. Harry Gahare, Papua New Guinea-

If it happened once, it can happen again. Something is either possible or impossible. If it happened, it cannot be impossible. If it is possible, it can happen. If it happened once, it can happen again.