Remember, only you can prevent forest fires. -Smokey the Bear-

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress? -Will Rogers-

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

A society will be judged on the basis of how it treats its weakest members and among the most vulnerable are surely the unborn and the dying. -Pope John Paul II-

People are like stained glass windows: they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within. -Elisabeth Kubler-Ross-

No matter how dull, or how mean, or how wise a man is, he feels that happiness is his indisputable right. -Helen Keller-

Always slay the closest tiger first.

Tiger! Tiger! burning bright / In the forests of the night, / What immortal hand or eye / Could frame thy fearful symmetry? -William Blake-

This is as bad as it gets … but don’t count on it.

Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it. -Dan Quayle-