What is today but yesterday’s tomorrow? -Adam Nagella-

Veteran: It’s not that I can and other’s can’t, it’s that I did and others didn’t. -found on Facebook-

The time has come, the Walrus said, to speak of many things / Of ships and shoes and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings / Of why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings. -Lewis Carroll-

We could save more lives by taking away pens from Democrats than we could by taking away guns from innocent people. -found on Facebook-

To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible. -Calvin, “Calvin and Hobbes”-

Research shows that 90% of all research is wrong. -Michael Harris, “Newhart”-

Clinically speaking, a person is not functionally awake until he has had his morning coffee. -Brutus Thornapple, “The Born Loser”-

The United States is not a democracy, it’s a republic. In a democracy, majority rules. In a republic, the individual is protected from the majority. -found on Facebook-

Un lugar para cada cosa y cada cosa en su lugar. -Sign on recycling bins at Tec de Monterrey-

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments, or publicity. -Thomas Wolfe-