Winston, if you were my husband, I’d put poison in your coffee. -Nancy Astor- Nancy, if you were my wife I’d drink it. -Winston Churchill-

You can trust your car to the man who wears the star.

Women are to blame for the lies men tell when they keep on asking questions.

I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy — but that could change. -Dan Quayle-

Batten down the hatches! (But sir, we already did.) Well, batten them down again. We’ll teach those hatches!

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes.

It’s only weird if it doesn’t work. -(Bud Light)-

We may be lost but we’re making good time. I don’t know where we’re going but we’re getting there pretty fast.

You know you are in trouble when a swamp starts looking familiar.