If it’s good enough for druids, running nekkid through the woo-ids, drinking strange fermented fluids, then it’s good enough for me. -Gordon R. Dickson (alt)-

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. -Edsger W. Dijkstra-

When writing a program, the first 90% takes 90% of the time, and the other 10% takes the other 90% of the time.

Make something idiot proof, and they will build a better idiot.

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. -Steven Wright-

The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unfortunate but almost disqualified for life. -Albert Einstein-

Customer dependence is more profitable than customer education. -Niklaus Wirth-

Between any two numbers that can be written lies infinitely more numbers. Between any two known things that can be expressed lies an infinity of unknown truth.

Be nice to your kids. Remember, they will choose your nursing home.