We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made. -Dan Quayle-

Backups? We don’ *NEED* no steenking backups.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie!’… till you can find a rock.

People do not make wars; governments do. -Ronald Reagan-

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.

How could this Y2K be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft? -Al Gore-

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. -Benjamin Disraeli-

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not. -Mark Twain-