If I’ve learned anything today, it’s that if you go to the hair stylist or the fancy Kroger without a plan, you end up with Joan Jett/Carol Brady hair and a whole lot of food and nothing to eat. -Jenn Hilgeman-

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. -Benjamin Disraeli-

Don’t you folks ever read your Bibles? -Dr. John G. Mitchell-