English is hard: The fact that Kansas and Arkansas are pronounced differently bothers me way more than it should. -Sherman Beardman (found on Facebook)-

Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth? -Calvin, “Calvin & Hobbes”-

I will rise above the odds that are in front of me. -76 Circle K Anigua, Hagåtña, Guam-

No one is free who is not master of himself. -Epictetus-

Life is like a landscape. You live in the midst of it but can describe it only from the vantage point of distance. -Charles Lindbergh-

It is in disaster, not success, that the heros and the bums really get sorted out. -VADM James Stockdale, USN-

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know…. -Marianas Eye Insitute, Saipan-

Worry is a conversation you have with yourself about things you cannot change. Prayer is a conversation you have with God about things He can change. -found on Facebook-

Let’s go to bed so these people can go home. -Dennis Ewbank-

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -Victor Borge-