If you rub hair restorer tonic into your bald scalp faithfully every night at bedtime, in six weeks you’ll probably have hairy fingertips.

What are they going to do to you — take away your birthday and send you to sea?

Have a Great Navy Day!

In this modern world, the instruments of warfare are not solely for waging. Far more importantly, they are the means for controlling peace. -Admiral Arleigh A. Burke USN-

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain. -Eliza Doolittle, “My Fair Lady”-

My employer has potential new employees take a drug test. I’m opposed to this. It’s unfair. When I was hired, they didn’t let me test any drugs at all. -Dan Walker-

It’s only me from over the sea, said Barnacle Bill the sailor.

Most creativity is a transition from one context into another where things are more surprising. There’s an element of surprise, and especially in science, there is often laughter that goes along with the `Aha’. Art also has this element. Our job is to remind us that there are more contexts than the one that we’re in — the one that we think is reality. -Alan Kay-

Road work ahead: Use caution. … End road work. (Cease using caution?)

It’s almost impossible to go through life all alone. We need to find our support group — family, friends, companion, therapy gatherings, team, church or whatever. The kindergarten admonition applies as long as we live: “When you go out into the world, hold hands and stick together.” It’s dangerous out there — lonely, too. Everyone needs someone. Some assembly is always required. -Robert Fulghum-