I refuse to have a battle of the wits with an unarmed person.

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Reality is up for grabs. One man’s reality is another man’s fantasy. -Capt. “Trapper John” McIntyre, “M*A*S*H”-

Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything. -Blaise Pascal-

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

If you didn’t have enough time to do it right the first time, how are you going to find the time to do it over?

Barbecuing is proof you can get men to do anything, even cook, as long as it’s dangerous.