If you don’t like my cooking have another glass of wine.

If ever the time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin. -Samuel Adams-

The Church is always in temptation to sliding into apathy. God’s response is to provide individuals who are spiritually alive. -Hunter Twitty-

All of my saying are released under the Creative Commons license.

All vessels can be a minesweeper — once.

Beautify America! Throw away something pretty.

About submarines: Who wants to get in a boat that sinks on purpose?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin. -John von Neumann-

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land! -Monty Python-

If you’re worried about the water, just brush your teeth with vodka. (Does that help?) Who cares? -Dr. Jerry Robinson, “The Bob Newhart Show”-