Dear God, please make me into the person my dog already thinks I am. -Mark Twain-

Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don’t attack each other. Free nations don’t develop weapons of mass destruction. -George W. Bush-

Get a good grip on that paintbrush. I’m taking the ladder for a moment.

Is Marx’s tomb a communist plot?

So long. It’s been real, and it’s been fun, but it ain’t been real fun.

It is intuitively obvious, to even the most casual observer. -Dr. Harold E. O’Leary-

Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway. -John Wayne-

Why is it that a Major outranks a Lieutenant but a Lieutenant General outranks a Major General?

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. -Benjamin Franklin-