Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. -H.L. Mencken-

One of these days Alice… one of these days, POW!!! Right in the kisser! One of these days Alice… BANG, ZOOM! Straight to the moon! -Ralph Kramden “The Honeymooners”-

Random number generation is too important to be left to chance. -Robert Coveyou-

Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore. -Dorothy, “The Wizard of Oz”-

I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed. -Dad, “Calvin & Hobbes”-

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! The Great Oz has spoken! -The Wizard, “The Wizard of Oz”-

If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? Only if he loses.

Oppressive laws do not destroy minorities; they simply make bootleggers. -H.L. Mencken-

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”? Yes, but it is accurate.

King, eh? Well, I didn’t vote for you! -Monty Python-