Is it possible to be totally partial? No, but it’s possible to be partially total.

When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic. -Benjamin Franklin-

I want to die in my sleep like Grandpa, not like the screaming passengers in his car.

Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do. -Donald Knuth-

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Why is it we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

It must have been the coffee. -Jack Soo (last words to Hal Linden)-

Most jobs are mind numbing, except for teachers whose job it is to numb minds.

Boy, am I glad that the hole is in your end of the boat.

There are problems to whose solution I would attach an infinitely greater importance than to those of mathematics, for example touching ethics, or our relation to God, or concerning our destiny and our future; but their solution lies wholly beyond us and completely outside the province of science. -Carl Friedrich Gauss-