I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

Remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are a part of the mystery that we are trying to solve. -Max Planck-

Picture yourself totally naked surrounded by people who speak a different language and want to pet you. That’s what it’s like to be a dog. -Cain Siwick-

There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance — that principle is contempt prior to investigation. -Herbert Spencer-

If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC. -Kurt Vonnegut-

I still get laughed at but it doesn’t bother me, I’m just so glad to hear laughter around me. -Amanda Palmer-

Fire. Humankind’s most important invention. Beer. The second most important. -Smoky Bones-

If Jesus is the light there won’t be any power failure. -South Conway Road Baptist Church, Orlando, Florida-

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -George Santayana-