Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything. -Josef Stalin-

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. -Dan Quayle-

Don’t make me release the flying monkeys.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams-

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination. -Douglas Adams-

That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate are lousy programmers. -Larry Niven-

A good cemetery? This is a great cemetery! People are just dying to get in!

What kind of man would live where there is no daring? And is life so dear that we should blame men for dying in adventure? Is there a better way to die? -Charles Lindbergh-

The wisest use of American strength is to advance freedom. -George W. Bush-

Power corrupts. Knowledge is power. Study hard. Be evil. -Douglas Adams-