Fire. Humankind’s most important invention. Beer. The second most important. -Smoky Bones-

If Jesus is the light there won’t be any power failure. -South Conway Road Baptist Church, Orlando, Florida-

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -George Santayana-

If you ain’t where you are, you’re no place. -Col. Sherman Potter, “M*A*S*H”-

The desire of the man is for the woman, but the desire of the woman is for the desire of the man. -Madame de Stael-

What did the one earthquake say to the other earthquake? “It’s not my fault.” -Jenn Hilgeman-

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it just pee on it and walk away.

It is chiefly through books that we enjoy intercourse with superior minds. -William Ellery Channing-

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West-

What we have here is a failure to communicate.