Never go to sea with two chronometers; take one or three.

God does not believe in atheists, therefore atheists do not exist.

You’d lay down your life for me? How soon?

An oral contract isn’t worth the paper its written on.

You can lead a yak to water, but you can’t teach an old dog to make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke. -Opus, “Bloom County”-

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. -Mark Twain-

I don’t shop in antique stores. I already have a house full of perfectly good old stuff.

To save time, let’s just assume you know everything.

Never do a wrong thing to make a friend or to keep one. -Robert E. Lee-

The great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up. -Albert Schweitzer-