I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

“Big Bang Theory, you’ve got to be kidding.” -God-

If we ever forget that we’re one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under. -Ronald Reagan-

Truth is too powerful to allow anything except approximation. -Dr. John von Neumann-

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

The difference between those people inside insane asylums and those outside is, there are more of us. If there were more of them, they would lock us up.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.

Never memorize what you can look up in books. -Albert Einstein-

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

Theory is when you know everything but nothing works. Practice is when everything works but no one knows why. In our lab, theory and practice are combined. Nothing works and no one knows why.