There is no friend as loyal as a book. -Ernest Hemingway-

No matter what time it is, wake me, even if it’s in the middle of a Cabinet meeting. -Ronald Reagan-

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she had to walk into mine. -Rick Blaine, “Casablanca”-

In religion and politics, people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination. -Mark Twain-

If a man speaks in the woods when there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

It’s the same exact thing, only different.

I cannot live without books. -Thomas Jefferson-

Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use. -Charles Schulz-

Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other. -Poor Richard’s Almanac-

I am as confused as a baby in a topless bar!