I’m still undecided. I’m usually passionately decisive, but, I can’t just make my mind up. -David Weston-

La Iglesia cristiana tiene solo lengua: es su lengua materna. -Rev. Carlos Catalan-

Don’t be impressed by money, followers, degrees and titles. Be impressed by kindness, integrity, humility and generosity. -found on Facebook-

Every time I hear the dirty word “exercise” I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Don’t forget the Moon will be visible from Earth tonight. The last time this happened was last night. -found on Facebook-

I don’t have much truck with the “religion is the cause of most of our wars” school of thought because that is manifestly done by mad, manipulative and power-hungry men who cloak their ambition in God. -Terry Pratchett-

The Panama Canal was dug with a microscope. -Ronald Ross-

The key is boobs. If he’s sad — show him the boobs. Happy — show the boobs. Angry — boobs again. Boobs are magic. -Karen Sweeney-

Yes, I’m crazy. No, I don’t need therapy. I just need to go back haze gray, underway. -James Spears-

The storm, the waves and all it gave were grand, a challenge with every step / I was at the helm and remembered how those sailors must be safely kept. / The pitch and roll steadied my soul as I smiled at the sea’s discontent / no harm would happen on my watch, we rode those waves as they were sent. -James Spears-