Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. -Albert Einstein-

God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

When the opposite sex is involved, you have to expect a certain amount of inconsistent and idiotic behavior. -Ward Cleaver, “Leave It To Beaver”-

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away. -Philip K. Dick-

We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately. -Benjamin Franklin-

When a duck flies upside down, he quacks up.

In the valley of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

The Church does not have a mission. The Church is a mission. The Church universal is on the mission of telling everyone what Jesus has done for us. -Fr. Giorgio Licini-

Surely God would not have created such a being as man, with an ability to grasp the infinite, to exist only for a day! No, no, man was made for immortality. -Abraham Lincoln-

The greatest sensations the human body can experience are an orgasm, a bowel movement, and safely landing an airplane. With a night carrier landing, you get all three at once.