The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

There are only 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary numbers and those who don’t.

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. -Edsger W. Dijkstra-

Skill is forged in a cauldron of impossibility crossed with desire. -localroger-

Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage. -Ray Bradbury-

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. -Mark Twain-

If it’s good enough for druids, running nekkid through the woo-ids, drinking strange fermented fluids, then it’s good enough for me. -Gordon R. Dickson (alt)-

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. -Steven Wright-

When writing a program, the first 90% takes 90% of the time, and the other 10% takes the other 90% of the time.

Make something idiot proof, and they will build a better idiot.