Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach. And those who can’t teach, go into administration. -Lois McMaster Bujold-

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

The purpose of computing is insight, not numbers! -R. W. Hamming-

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.

The hand of the aggressor is stayed by strength — and strength alone. -Dwight D. Eisenhower-

How come there’s no Tech Support for life?

Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody. -Benjamin Franklin-

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. -Yogi Bera-

We wouldn’t worry so much about what people thought of us if we knew how little they did think of us.

I like women who prefer roses on the table over diamonds around their necks.