Small minds discuss persons. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas. Really great minds discuss mathematics.

Whilst traveling through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. Had to live on food and water for several days. -W. C. Fields-

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. -Albert Einstein-

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

Proof-read all e-mail before sending it. All errors are detected immediatly after being sent.

I think there is a world market for, maybe, five computers. -Thomas Watson, IBM (1943)-

It ain’t a fit night out for man or beast! -W. C. Fields-

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

You don’t need to experience a great deal of suffering to know that pain is not fun, which is why it’s called pain. -Chris Castaldo-