My favorite things in life don’t cost any money. It’s really clear that the most precious resource we all have is time. -Steve Jobs-

There was a flea and a fly in a flue. Said the flea, “let us fly” ; said the fly, “let us flee” ; so they flew through a flaw in the flue.

It only hurts when I laugh, ha ha. (ooh!)

You’re just upset because the voices aren’t speaking to you.

Loyalty to a petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. -Mark Twain-

How could this Y2K be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft? -Al Gore-

People do not make wars; governments do. -Ronald Reagan-

Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie!’ … till you can find a rock.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base. -Dave Barry-