The secretarial staff keeps decks of cards in their desk drawers so they have something to do when the computers go down.

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously. -Noam Chomsky-

And all of a sudden, the audience realized I had a talent. They were right. I did have a talent — and I was married to her for 38 years. -George Burns-

The best teachers are those who show you where to look, but don’t tell you what to see. -A.K. Trenfor-

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -Albert Einstein-

Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful, that’s what matters to me. -Steve Jobs-

Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren’t used to an environment where excellence is expected. -Steve Jobs-

And that’s the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind. -Dave Barry-

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -Oscar Wilde-

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. -Steve Martin-