Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes into hours? -Gordon Lightfoot-

Rin Tin Tin and a bottle of gin, and that’s how you spell Cincinnati.

They say it takes a village to raise a child. That may be the case, but the truth is that it takes a lot of solid, stable marriages to create a village. -Diane Sollee-

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then get elected and prove it. -P. J. O’Rourke-

A knife and a fork and a bottle and a cork, and that’s how you spell New York.

That which can be destroyed by the truth, should be. -P.C. Hodgell-

If I have more followers on Twitter than you do, does that mean I’m a bigger twit?

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less. -Marie Curie-

He’s a friend of them long-haired hippie type pinko fags, I betcha he’s even got a commie flag. -Charlie Daniels-

Satan’s greatest weapon is man’s ignorance of God’s Word. -found on Facebook-