I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens. -Abraham Lincoln-

Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day. -A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)-

DOS n. A series of fatal PC viruses distributed by Microsoft. -Computer Contradictionary-

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. -Elbert Hubbard-

We don’t like their sound and guitar music is on the way out. -Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962-

We can never replace a friend. When a man is fortunate enough to have several, he finds they are all different. No one has a double in friendship. -Johann Schiller-

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too? -Bill Veeck-

There can be no deep disappointment where there is not deep love. -Martin Luther King, Jr.-

So I will go as far as I can into rock and roll carrying my Christian banner. -Cliff Richard-

I’m just glad it will be Clark Gable who is falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. -Gary Cooper (deciding not to take the leading role in “Gone With The Wind”)-