Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. -Dave Barry-

The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn. -John Lubbock-

Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don’t lose faith. -Steve Jobs-

The desire to economize time and mental effort in arithmetical computations, and to eliminate human liability to error is probably as old as the science of arithmetic itself. -Howard H. Aiken-

We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made. -Dan Quayle-

Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat “what if?” questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working. -Dave Barry-

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

No nation was ever ruined by trade. -Benjamin Franklin-

Of course it’s hard. If it was easy everyone would want to do it.

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. -Dave Barry-