Pilate asked, “What is Truth?”

Didja hear about the tragedy in Charleston? The West Virginia State Library burned down. Total loss. Both volumes. The saddest part was, the Governor had the coloring book almost all done already.

Ya got time for breathin’, ya got time for music. -Briscoe Darling, “The Andy Griffith Show”-

Isn’t life the strangest thing you’ve ever seen? -Patricia Rozema-

Creative minds are uneven, and the best of fabrics have their dull spots. -Howard Phillips Lovecraft-

Say it isn’t so, Ethel!

“Need directions?” -God-

What’s the difference between an elephant and a loaf of bread? Remind me to never send you to the store for a loaf of bread!

Though I’ve belted you and flayed you, By the living Gawd that made you, You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din! -Rudyard Kipling-

Grandma says she’s seen it all, done it all, and heard it all. She just can’t remember it all. -“Family Circus”-