Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces? -Will Rogers-

Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects. -Will Rogers-

We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. -Will Rogers-

Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth. -Will Rogers-

Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, they don’t hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous. -Will Rogers-

If life gets too hard to stand, kneel. -Tony Evans-

America has the best politicians money can buy. -Will Rogers-

Whoever will be free must make himself free. Freedom is no fairy gift to fall into a man’s lap. What is freedom? To have the will to be responsible for one’s self. -Max Stirner-

There’s nothing like a good spoonerism to tickle your bunny phone.

Don’t give advice to an angry man with a hammer. -Andy Capp-