Black Friday: Because only in America people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. -found on Facebook-

The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another. -Charles Schulz-

You’re a geek. You need caffeine like a bilge pump needs sewage. It drives you. Gives you purpose. -“User Friendly”-

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. -Clifton Fadiman-

Where there is love there is no question. -Albert Einstein-

I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens. -Abraham Lincoln-

Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there some day. -A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)-

DOS n. A series of fatal PC viruses distributed by Microsoft. -Computer Contradictionary-

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. -Elbert Hubbard-

We don’t like their sound and guitar music is on the way out. -Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962-