A fool and his money are soon elected. -Will Rogers-

Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious. -Will Rogers-

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging. -Will Rogers-

Never miss a good chance to shut up. -Will Rogers-

Faith is an intellectual assent to the unknown. We are experiential people; we know what we see, what we do. But faith goes into the unknown. -Fr. Harry Gahre-

Waiter, I don’t like all these flys bothering me while I eat. “Very well, sir, point out the ones you don’t like and I’ll have them removed.”

These cards are marked! “They’re a mess!” (Yeah, a chocolate mess.) Please boys, the dirty dealer didn’t mean no harm.

Of course you know, this means war. -Bugs Bunny-

Do you serve crabs in this restaurant? “Sit right down, sir, we’ll serve anybody.”

Don’t be surprised if sometime, somewhere, someplace when you least expect it, someone steps up to you and says, “smile, you’re on Candid Camera!” -Allen Funt-