We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. -H.L. Mencken-

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”? Yes, but it is accurate.

Reiser’s Law: Software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware becomes faster.

When in doubt, punt.

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. -Martin Golding-

If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? Only if he loses.

Is it possible to be totally partial? No, but it’s possible to be partially total.

I want to die in my sleep like Grandpa, not like the screaming passengers in his car.

Alcohol and Calculus Don’t Mix: Never Drink and Derive.