The problem with people who have no vices is that, generally, you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. “You ate it, Ralph.” -(Alka Seltzer)-

Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -Ronald Reagan-

Parts is parts -(Wendy’s)-

The software used to be much better than this, but they’ve improved it and now it’s not as good.

Where’s the beef? -(Wendy’s)-

Oh, no! Not THAT!!

Complexity is looking at interacting elements and asking how they form patterns and how the patterns unfold. Science doesn’t like perpetual novelty. -W. Brian Arthur-

When my knee hurts I blame Adam for his sin bringing the curse on all creation. But then I consider my own sin and I don’t have any room left to blame Adam.

(That’s absurd.) Of course it’s absurd! That’s why we changed to a chicken! Did you ever try to kick off with a pig?