The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. -Mark Twain-

You seek a Web site … It cannot be located … Countless more exist. (error messages in haiku)

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. -Leonardo da Vinci-

Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else. -Mark Twain-

Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter’s Law into account. -Douglas Hofstadter-

One, two, five … (Three sir!) … oh yes, three! -Monty Python-

The wounded just keep coming. The only common denominator is blood; it’s all red and we have too much of it leaking out around here. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-

All human relationships are doomed to end in pain. That’s the price we pay for love. -Douglas Grisham-

Programmer: an organism that turns coffee into software.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?