Ouch! That hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too! -Wicked Witch of the West, “The Wizard of Oz”-

Art produces ugly things which frequently become more beautiful with time. Fashion, on the other hand, produces beautiful things which always become ugly with time. -Jean Cocteau-

Oceans cover 70% of the world’s surface and 80% of all the people on earth live near them. 90% of all the cargo in the world travels by sea and the United States Navy patrols 100% of them.

(Got a minute?) I’ve got a lot of minutes, and each one is worse than the one before. -Lt. Col. Henry Blake, “M*A*S*H”-

It was easier for Jesus to raise Jarius’ daughter than for some of you to get up on Sunday morning for church. -Rev. William Lahrman-

Moderation is highly overrated. -Horner’s Butcher Block, Marion, Indiana-

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too big a burden to bear. -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.-

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. -Arthur Conan Doyle-

You know this is a special day because God has allowed me another day to enjoy his wonderful creations. Enjoy your day and be thankful. -Linda Jervis-