Can’t you show me the common courtesy of listening when I’m talking to myself? -Gladys Thornapple, “Born Loser”-

It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is. -Bill Clinton-

Well, boys, I can’t say as it’s been fun, but I sure am I went through it with you guys. -Col. Sherman Potter, M*A*S*H-

War is merely the continuation of policy by other means. -Carl von Clausewitz-

Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music. -Purple Clover-

Are you tough enough to haul flowers? -Armellini, Inc., Palm City, Florida-

Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your kids. -Pappy’s Grill, Winter Haven Airport, Winter Haven, Florida-

If sailing was easy it would be called quantum mechanics.

I love manatees. But the conservationists get all pissed off when you barbecue ’em. -Darrel Ewbank-

A view of the water is not a matter of life or death. It’s more important than that. -Down The Hatch Seafood Restaurant, Ponce Inlet, Florida-