Don’t worry if plan A fails. There are still 25 more letters in the alphabet. -Louis Ronald-

Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on.

Frankfurters lose their stripes at dawn, while the color blue takes solace by the sunset. Pass the ace of spades, please. -Peter, “B.C.”-

Liberty not only means that the individual has both the opportunity and the burden of choice; it also means that he must bear the consequences of his actions. … Liberty and responsibility are inseparable. -Friedrich Hayek-

Definition: microsoftian *adjective* (1) tendency to require clients or partners to act in a way that is more favorable to oneself rather rather than the other; (2) characterized by an attitude of “what can we get away with,” with complete disregard for any concept of right and wrong; (3) exhibiting indifference to the obligations imposed upon another in terms of cost, time, or resources in order to support a continuing relationship.

Lucy, you got some ‘splaining to do! -Ricky Ricardo, “I Love Lucy”-

I have no particular talent. I am only inquisitive. -Albert Einstein-

I’ve found that immediate gratification is the only thing that helps me. -Calvin, “Calvin & Hobbes”-

As Eli Whitney said, you keep your cotton-pickin’ hands off my gin.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.