Last night I dreamt I was asleep and I was awake when I dreamed it. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-

Pain nourishes courage. You can’t be brave if you’ve only had wonderful things happen to you. -Mary Tyler Moore-

I’d like to say I wish I understood your reasoning, but I don’t. It’s easier.

“Life is short. Eternity isn’t.” -God-

Every one who is seriously involved in the pursuit of science becomes convinced that a Spirit is manifest in the laws of the Universe — a Spirit vastly superior to that of man, and one in the face of which we with our modest powers must feel humble. -Albert Einstein-

You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It’s quite a simple difference, but an important one. -Douglas Adams-

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it.

We failed, but in the good providence of God apparent failure often proves a blessing. -Robert E. Lee-

“C’mon over and bring the kids.” -God-

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. -Douglas Adams-