Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it just pee on it and walk away.

If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph: THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD WAS MUSIC. -Kurt Vonnegut-

It is chiefly through books that we enjoy intercourse with superior minds. -William Ellery Channing-

O innocent victims of Cupid, / Remember this terse little verse: / To let a fool kiss you is stupid, / To let a kiss fool you is worse. -Yip Harburg-

What did the one earthquake say to the other earthquake? “It’s not my fault.” -Jenn Hilgeman-

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -Mae West-

A B C D goldfish. L M N O goldfish. O S A R

Fire. Humankind’s most important invention. Beer. The second most important. -Smoky Bones-

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

When two opposite points of view are expressed with equal intensity, the truth does not necessarily lie exactly halfway between them. It is possible for one side to be simply wrong. -Richard Dawkins-