He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. -Aristotle-

Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -Ronald Reagan-

A Collision at Sea can Ruin your Whole Day. -Thucydides, 431 B.C.-

When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?

What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

If a deaf kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

“Need a marriage counselor? I’m available.” -God-

If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch, you must first invent the universe. -Carl Sagan-

Everyone has the right to make mistakes, but don’t you think you’ve taken someone else’s turn?