It’s dejá amnesia … I feel like I’ve forgotten this before.

Calvin: Why are we here? Hobbes: Because this is the planet with oxygen. -“Calvin & Hobbes”-

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. -Albert Einstein-

What was the first thing God ever said to people?

I don’t know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

What was the second question God ever asked people?

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. -Doug Linder-

I used to care. But now there’s a pill for that.

It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? -Ronald Reagan-

It’s better to explore life and make mistakes than to play it safe. Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. -Sophia Loren-