When it comes to understanding software development, we are getting better. But the problem is getting worse faster than we are getting better.

When you come right down to it, Katie, I’ve known Tramp longer than I’ve known you. -Robbie Douglas, “My Three Sons”-

Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

Girls are just different. -Chuck Roome-

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. -Mark Twain-

We’ve got to get off of this planet -Douglas Adams-

♫ Sometimes you feel like a nut ♪ / Sometimes you don’t ♪ / Almond Joy’s got nuts ♪ / Mounds don’t ♪ / because … ♫

Why is it when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us, we’re said to be schizophrenic? -Lily Tomlin-

The first rats off of the sinking ship are the best swimmers.

¿Cómo va la carrera de ratas? Las ratas están ganando.