There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. -Benjamin Disraeli-

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not. -Mark Twain-

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can’t be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. -Elbert Hubbard-

Did you hear about the absent minded professor, who kissed the trolley goodbye and rode his wife to work?

A person with one watch knows what time it is; a person with two watches is never sure.

The best teachers are those who show you where to look, but don’t tell you what to see. -A.K. Trenfor-

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The greatest man of action is he who is the greatest, and a life-long, dreamer. A democracy should not let its dreamers perish. They are its life, its guarantee against decay. -Louis Sullivan-

A Bible that is well worn and frayed often belongs to a Christian who is not.

When visiting nature remember to take only photographs and leave only footprints.